First post!!!

I was making this in Lithuania, with my grandfather's computer. First I had to try to get internet... and everything... jeez. well, heres a story.

a guy walks up to another guy in a bar.
"ANIMAL MANURE!"he says
the other guy walks up and says," you irish?"
"how can you tell?"
"you're drunk, and you smell like cheese"
"i see you pee"
"and you have an english hat covered with bird poo"
"and...."
(author of this story ran out of words)
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
"And you noticed that we're in a story."
(how did i do that?)
"BECAUSE YOU DID!"
(whoa....)
"HAHA! YOUR CLUELESS!"
(end of blog)
"NOOO!"
(shut up, you're dead)